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Blogger just isn't cutting it. I'm tired of fighting it to get my stuff on Google and I'm tired of all the limitations that comes with it. I want people to read my stuff. Not just my friends, but other people, too.

Blogger tries really hard to keep that from happening. It really does. So goodbye blogger and hello WordPress!

The sites new url is: http://everyview.wordpress.com so it shouldn't be too hard to remember. Just change blogspot to wordpress and your ready to go.

Just click here and it'll take you straight to it.

Happy Birthday, Google!

Google, the popular search engine that seems to own everything nowadays, is turning ten years old today!

Now, ten years may not seem like much to you, but, like with dog years, internet years work different. One year in internet years is like a million people years. Making Google 10,000,000 years old!

What are you going to get Google for their birthday? Don't know? Well they already own everything anyway, so it doesn't really matter at all. But you could send them a card or something, right?

Review: A&W Float

Root Beer? Ice Cream? Delicious, right? I agree. In fact, I love root beer floats so much that I would have never thought I would find one I didn't enjoy. Well, that was 12 minutes ago and this is now.

Overview:
The A&W Float is a product that attempts to capture the magic of one of humanity's most ingenious inventions, the Root Beer Float and fits it in a nifty looking glass bottle with an amusing vintage design. Upon further examination of the bottle you would find that this concoction of soda and cream contains very low amounts of sodium. That's good!

And if you continue to read the bottle you will see statements like: Rich, Creamy, and so Delicious you won't believe that it comes in a bottle. The latter part of that statement is completely and 100% true! You would never expect this to come in a bottle. You would, however, expect it to come in a tank of some sort. Most likely a septic tank.

Review:
This stuff is disgusting. Thoroughly atrocious. But it's also expensive, so you probably don't want to waste it. If that's the case then there is only one thing you need to enjoy this. Imagination! That's right, just imagine that this is a big bottle full of cat musk, baby vomit, decomposing fish eyes and human feces. Trust me, it will seem so much better. You'll still regurgitate and bleed out of your eyes, though.

Final Words:
Don't buy this. Don't even look at it. And for the sake of Joseph, step-father of Jesus, don't put it in your body. Unless you are trying to commit suicide in the most horrible way.

Score:
3.0/10
Taste: 2/10 (Disgusting. Drink from a paraplegic's diaper instead)
Aroma: 6/10 (Would've been higher, but this scent is a liar. And I hate liars)
Value: 1/10 (I won't spend money on this ever again. Unless I become a hitman and can't afford bullets. This is a way cheaper way to kill someone than using bullets)
Sodium: Very low/10

New Writer!!

Hey, I just wanted to let everybody know that Everyview has just recruited another contributer. His name is Tate Molnar, who resides in the beautiful city of Cincinnati! So just in case you were getting tired of reading the lovely material I create, you now have something to look forward to!

We will also start offering two points of views on several upcoming reviews, so that way you know you're not getting one biased opinion. You're now getting two! Also, keep an eye out for us on YouTube as we plan to be launching some video reviews soon.

Don't forget to check back regularly for new reviews and news from Everyview!

Review: Mega Monster

The Mega Monster Energy drink is one of those things that claims you can never get too much of a good thing. It says it right on the can. So you assume it's OK to down as many of these suckers as humanly possible, right? Wrong. Right after the can says you can't have too much Monster it almost immediately contradicts itself with a little warning label that suggests a limit of two cans per day. Now, most people read from top to bottom and left to right, yes? So you read the statement telling you to drink as much as you can but chances are you won't read far enough to find out that this aluminum can is a liar that is trying to kill you. Brilliant marketing!

In all seriousness, though, don't drink too much of this stuff. Two cans is about a 4th of what I intake, so that limit is probably a little haphazard, but it's just to keep you from overdosing on caffeine... which sucks. Trust me.

Overview:
The Mega Monster Energy drink was, at the time of it's release, a major breakthrough in the energy drink market. Why is this? Let's find out.

The supplement is about 3 servings packed into a single can. That's 24 0z, people, and last time I checked that was a little much for one person to drink in a single setting without having to stop drinking to drain their main vein every 6.34 minutes. That's why Monster began looking for a new feature to implement with this beast of a supplement. That feature is the groundbreaking innovation known as CAP CAN technology. This feature allows you to place a cap on your drink every 6.34 minutes so you can go drain your vein (God I hate saying that) without your beverage going flat! Or you could keep your drink safe from spills while traveling or just save some for a later time. BRILLIANT!

Review:
As I'm sure you already know, I love this product. I drink at least 2 a day, usually more, and still can't get enough of it. In fact, I drink so much that I honest to goodness pee blood on the occasion. I can't be sure if the blood draining from my vein (dammit. Sorry) is directly related to my caffeine abuse, but it makes me sound cool to say that's what it's from.

Anyway, the Mega Monster is basically just a larger can of Monster Energy with the resealable cap on the top. It clocks in at "about 3 servings" for "just a little more coin." There's also a little bit of value to be had here. A standard 2-serving can of the green drug will run you, at standard rates, $1.99. The Mega costs $2.49 for "about" 3 servings. For those of you who can't do 5th grade math, that comes out to approximately $.50 for an extra serving when you go with the Mega as opposed to the standard's (approx.) $1.00 on the serving. You just saved fifty cents. Now, fifty cents may not sound like much, but if you buy 5 Megas you've saved enough to buy another one. Just keep that in mind next time you feel like being cheap.

Final Words:
So basically all the Mega Monster is is a larger serving of the standard liquid gold that is Monster Energy. The wonderfully smooth taste, the heavenly aroma, the deliciously soft texture washing between your teeth and onto your tongue like the most graceful of ocean waves right before being taken into your body in one lovely swallow. YEAH! The kick is bigger due to more volume and you have some you can save for later as well as saving $.5o on the serving. This is a solid product that deserves your cash in exchange for some amazing energy as well as an all-around enjoyable beverage.

Score:
9.0/10
Taste: 9.0/10 (Monster is easily the best tasting supplement on the market, IMO)
Aroma: 9.0/10 (I love to take a big whiff right before the first big gulp. So delicious)
Value: 8.0/10 (While you are saving 50 cents, 2.49 is a little steep for the standard consumer)
CAP CAN: pretty damn neat/10 (Keeps my drink fresh all day at work)

Props to Brandon for helping me realize I'm also incapable of fifth grade math!

Look What I Made!

Clay Boo Model

I Made this clay model of Super Mario's famous ghost antagonist Boo at a local program, called "ArtReach", which keeps kids busy by giving them free unlimited art supplies and artistic freedom of expression in an attempt to keep them away from drugs and alcohol. I know it's not very good, but it sure is prettier than a scar from a needle that was carrying hepatitis.